Please don’t tell me this ever after high box implies red riding hood fucked the wolf

Other coworker: so you’re just eating a whole chicken
Chicken guy: pretty much I thought I could do it but I’m struggling

missespeon:

missespeon:

There’s a guy in the break room eating a whole rotisserie chicken

Update: he’s drinking a literal entire gallon of water with it

He has a bowl of what appears to be gravy for dipping and a can of monster who IS this guy

missespeon:

There’s a guy in the break room eating a whole rotisserie chicken

Update: he’s drinking a literal entire gallon of water with it

Apparently the new steven universe was good?

There’s a guy in the break room eating a whole rotisserie chicken

scary-murphy:

missespeon:

From what I understand ever after high is about a girl feeling slighted when the child of someone her mother attempted to murder doesn’t take to her

lol no, pretty much the exact opposite. it’s about a girl who wants to separate herself from her mother’s villainous story and be…

O well all I’ve ever seen is the dolls so

softurl replied to your post: "horrified i’m considered a bitch for …

she’s SO HAPPY she’s not fat it’s incredible

someone told her to not advocate the thigh gap myth and she absolutely went into pissy 12 yr old mode

like shes so immature and insecure tbh

"horrified i’m considered a bitch for not being overweight" is still hilarious

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